Oh Alaska.

I've heard of politicians kissing babies, and even autographing women's chests, etc. But Sarah Palin is taking her fifteen minutes of fame and has begun baptizing little Eskimo children in Alaska.

What is this world coming to?

The previous hero of Alaska, Balto, has been heard whimpering himself to sleep every night for the past eighteen months. Don't worry pup, you are not forgotten. You will be back in the spotlight once more.